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Nordic noir is taking over our tellies

Posted 16 days ago by savagew with 0 comments

A FEW years ago everybody was saying ‘learn to speak Mandarin, that’s the future’. Turns out our real future masters are Scandinavian; at least in telly terms. I grew up on a staple diet of American imports; The A-Team, Knight Rider...

Name me a good movie sequel (aside from Empire Strikes Back and Aliens)

Posted 23 days ago by savagew with 0 comments

Movie sequels are funny old things. For every Aliens there’s a Piranha Part 2: The Spawning. [I love you really James Cameron]. How many original scripts are doubling as coffee mug mats while some producer flicks through the outline for Transformers...

Carjackers, bears, Twitter and me

Posted 1 month ago by savagew with 0 comments

A couple of weeks ago a shop assistant was browsing Facebook on her mobile phone while serving me; I assume she was changing her status to rude. This morning two people bowled into me, their heads buried in their mobiles. Several people on the train were...

Why The Voice UK is better than Britain's Got Talent

Posted 1 month ago by savagew with 0 comments

Having spent part of the other day being shouted at by a photo booth in Boots I now know how the judges on The Voice UK must sometimes feel. I could hear shoppers sniggering as this disembodied voice droned on while I was making my mind up whether to...

I hate James Cameron's Titanic

Posted 1 month ago by savagew with 0 comments

EXPERIENCE the film like never before say the adverts for Titanic 3D. What, better written, acted, directed, shorter? Fat chance on the last, the new cut apparently lasts more than three hours. It felt like six the first time I saw it. Mercifully I didn’t...

Apprentice Jade's animal drawings scared me

Posted 1 month ago by savagew with 0 comments

IF the current crop of Apprentice hopefuls are the best business minds the country has to offer, consider the case of the collapsing economy solved. Jade, who looks like Tulisa Contostavlos [maybe it is her, the X Factor judge is popping up in all sorts...

JLS gig is another good reason to visit Ipswich this summer

Posted 2 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

EVERYBODY in love with JLS, go on put your hands up. I’ve actually only got one in the air; I’ve got to save some love for fellow X Factor runners-up One Direction. The way they flip their hair [especially as I have none] gets me overwhelmed...

Terra Nova extinct, but Scott and Bailey live on?

Posted 2 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

I’D never make it as a TV producer. Steven Spielberg’s dinosaur drama Terra Nova has been rendered extinct by Fox, yet detective serial Scott and Bailey gets a second series? Terra Nova, which aired over here on Sky1, saw humanity flee a dying...

Help me convince my wife I need a PS Vita

Posted 2 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

It's 3am and I can’t sleep. I can’t read without turning on the light and my wife wouldn’t let me buy the special edition of Call of Duty which came with night-vision goggles. I’m banned from playing games in the middle of...

Why broadcast Whitney Houston's funeral on the web?

Posted 3 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

OUR obsession with celebrity and the desperate need to bawl our hearts out for people we don’t actually know has hit an all-time low. I’m talking about Whitney Houston’s funeral being broadcast on the web. Some of her fans were apparently...

I'm too short(tempered) to be a stormtrooper

Posted 3 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

A long time ago [well, yesterday], in a cinema complex not that far, far away… Lucas Wars Episode II: I’ve a bad feeling about this It is a dark time for Star Wars fans. The ruthless Sith Lord Darth George prepares to crush their bank balances...

You're being a very naughty car stereo

Posted 3 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

If any of my neighbours are reading this, I’m sorry about last Friday. Although, if anybody should be apologising it should be my car stereo which refuses to synch up with my iPod. I’ve since realised [been told my by wife] that screaming...

Lloyd Webber looks for Jesus on ITV

Posted 3 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

Before we get to Andrew Lloyd Webber’s search for Jesus Christ on ITV [I thought he normally showed up on toast?], I’ve important news about changes to your Star Event. Put the bunting away, I haven't been replaced... yet. No, in case...

Sorry telly, you're just not turning me on

Posted 3 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

There's no easy way to say this... but I think we need to take a break. I know we’ve been together a long time. Yes, we’ve gone through our bad patches before and we’ve come through them a stronger couple but the other night made...

Do you think Ipswich needs a new mid-sized arts venue?

Posted 4 months ago by savagew with 1 comments

Does Ipswich need a mid-sized arts venue offering opportunities for live music, exhibitions and multi-media performances like Norwich and Colchester? Are these needs already met by other venues in the town? These are the questions the recently launched...

I'm glad Alesha's waltzing off to Britain's Got Talent

Posted 4 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

THE Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away; Alesha Dixon quits Strictly Come Dancing and Christine Blandly, sorry, Bleakley joins Dancing on Ice. At least Bleakley is qualified to join the ITV1 show; anyone who watched her and co-host Adrian Chiles on Daybreak...

Is Kermit the Frog a communist?

Posted 4 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

Poor old Kermit the Frog; if he thought it wasn’t easy being green how is he coping with being labelled red? Commentators on the Fox Business network programme Follow the Money caused controversy when they branded the new Muppets movie – out...

Reservoir Dogs' Michael Madsen in Celebrity Big Brother? Oh boy...

Posted 4 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

SO Mr Blonde Michael Madsen is reportedly joining this year’s Celebrity Big Brother. Take it away Stealers Wheel... (If you're struggling with my take on the song below - maybe you don't know or can't remember the tune - here's a...

Loss of council funding could be the best thing to happen to the Felixstowe Spa

Posted 4 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

I think the news Suffolk Coastal District Council is withdrawing funding from Felixstowe’s Spa Pavilion could be the best thing to happen to the theatre. But if it’s to survive, it’s time for some tough love. Much talk has been made...

Xtra Factor's Caroline doesn't deserve this Flack

Posted 5 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

I’M sorry Caroline Flack, but dating singing hair-do Harry Styles is wrong. Not because he’s 15 years younger than you but because I was still holding out hope you and I had a future. You’ve been on the list – fans of Friends will...

Pee-controlled games console? Are you taking the...

Posted 5 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

I’ve had some bad experiences in public toilets. Let me rephrase that… I always seem to get stuck next to the chatty stranger. Thanks to a new invention I saw on a couple of news websites, my days of polite nodding and declining party invites...

Who misses you David Tennant...and so do we

Posted 5 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

And this is why... If you can't see the full screen version don't miss out; click on the video and it should take you straight to YouTube. Enjoy Remember, for all the latest movie, theatre, music and art plus your essential guide to what's...

My name's Wayne, I'm 37 and I'm a Twi-hard.

Posted 5 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

MY name’s Wayne, I’m 37 and I’m a Twi-hard. It’s been six days since I last watched one of the Twilight Saga movies. I first realised I had a problem when I started getting excited about New Moon’s cinematic release. Stood...

They're a celebrity? Leave them in there!

Posted 6 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

THINGS are still tense at home after Sunday night. There were tears, yelling and a lot of things were said neither of us meant. But, eventually, Corrie actor Antony Cotton jumped out of the helicopter. He’d stormed off, refusing to skydive because...

Oh Frankie, why couldn't you just behave

Posted 6 months ago by savagew with 0 comments

Oh Frankie, you had a chance to change your life; but instead of grabbing it with both hands the only thing you had hold off was your… well, we’ve all read the headlines. From the moment the 19-year-old dropped his trousers to reveal his...

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