Flying with the Witches

Hello, i'm Mike Bacon!

All together now . . . Witches riding order is here

Posted over 1 year ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

YES, it's back. I'm back, Back, Back Back. Flying With The Witches. We're flying high Not Rene Bach, this back. Come on Booby Boy Witches, the season is nearly upon us. I've oiled my barackers and cleaned up my rubles. My noubles are in the cupboard ...

Ding Dong Big Ben's on the way

Posted over 2 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

GET up, stand up, strut your FUNKY stuff . . . Come on you Booby Boy Witches, it's going to be a 2013 to remember. And I'm already celebrating with my great new song, to the tune of the Stone's Tumbling Dice. DING DONG DING DONG Big Ben Barker, yabba...

I just met you . . . and this is CRAZEEEEEE

Posted over 2 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

JINGLE Bells, Batman smells . . . how I love Christmas. But if my booby boy Witches have nothing in the Foxhall cupboard at the end of the year, I'll just grab the nearest giraffe and give it a kiss. I love the cup. DAK loves the cup, the Doo Man loved...

Tacticals I swear suck. . . get Lasse Bach Loobie

Posted over 2 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

TACTICAL rides, now there's two words that mean . . . poo . . . in speedway talk. Poor old King's Lynn Stars/Silver Machine/Hornets/Money Store Rockets, whatever they're called. There they are, 129 points up at Poole, big shock on the cards - and bang...

Fast Freddie, Rohan the Tungate & Loobie's make-up

Posted over 2 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

SOME like it hot. And some like it, like Fast Freddie Lindgren likes it. Hot, with a touch of rhubarb drizzle, bongoplants and hundreds of thousands spinkled on top. Gooooooooo Freddie Gooooooooo, Swedish GP champ. Night night Hamps, night night AJ, Emil...

Crazy Witches boys . . . shhhh Uncle Len

Posted over 2 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

CRAZY Horses sung the Osmonds. Osmonds, Crazy Horse, Crazy Boys on Bikes. Why did you go boys like crazy boys? Steady now, steady, take a ship, come on, early doors, early falls. Crazy times, Crazy days. I hate all these injuries, and I hate birthdays...

Witches countdown, but I've been hacked

Posted over 2 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

IT'S countdown time and I'm starting to fumble with my Jelly Tots. One tot down, two tots down, three tots down. Just 29 sleeps until Kev 'The Doo, a bit like You, but not so Blue' wins heat one at Foxhall against those Rockets from Rye...

It's Gdansk in the Cup for Witches

Posted over 2 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

PUFF, the magic dragon lived by the sea, And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee. Little Jackie paper loved that rascal puff, And brought him string and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. Oh, how I loved that song. Come on sing along...

Bushtucker Trials, but not in my Speedos

Posted over 3 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

SEND your koala to bed Fred, Send your koala to bed. The Eiffel Man is not really 10ft tall boys it's just something you've read. OK , welcome to the Sackers Witches of 2012, and already I have a twinge in my groin. No ladies (or gents!!), it's...

Smack their naughty bottoms!

Posted over 3 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

THE Conference season is over and Loobie Loo is down the shed with his old videos, a tissue (he has a cold), and a calculator. Which lucky little boys or girls are going to make up my booby boy, Witches in 2012? I know the Doo is back. He's a Doo...

And the trophy cabinet ISN'T bare!

Posted over 3 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

OH yes, 5 minutes in the Premier League and already JL has got the duster out and is polishing the Witches silverware. Not the feather one you mind, but whammoooo banngggooooooooo SAY WE ARE PREMIER FOURS CHAMPS. OK, so it's not the Elite "We...

BREAKING NEWS . . . oh dear!

Posted over 3 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

SO Poole are the Champs YAHOOO! BillyWitch, the weekend of the Long Knives proved sooooooooooooo worth it didn't it Matty? Oh you naughty Pooley boys, they've all run a mile, watch their little bottoms wobble into the sunset . . . buzzzzzzzzz...

Give us a smile, it's Greg & Monster

Posted over 3 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

CHANGE my underpants, I think I've wet myself. Don't you love it when speedway people get in front of a TV camera. They are all such naturals!! I called in on Lucy and Matt on Monday night to see if I could watch the play-offs. BOOMSONG! Lucy...

Night of the Long Knives II

Posted over 3 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

HAVE your tried it? Didn't think so, well try it now. Go on. . . . try it now. And try not to laugh . . . I SAID TRY NOT TO LAUGH!! Here we go, repeat after me, but no laughing. . . . . . I'm sure Coventry and Poole don't like each other."...

Ooo La La, Witches go onions

Posted over 3 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

YOU go away for a couple of weeks and my booby boy, slinky chop, moggy noggy Witches go mad. Two BIG away wins and I'm starting to pluck my cucumbers again. Yes my little racing demons are heading up the Premier League and even my goldfish 'Swidders'...

Who's knocking my booby boys off? (steady missus!)

Posted over 3 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

IS it me or are my little booby, boingy, tiddly Witches boys just accident prone? The Rizza, The Schrammeister, Crash Dummy Mills, now All The Way TayTay Poole. What the hell is wrong with you lot? I mean could there be a more simple sport? Tapes up,...

What the hell was that Doolan?

Posted over 3 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

IF I had a quid for every time I've shouted, "Will you get going Doolan?", I'd have my own fertilized-egg making business by now. You see, I love the Doo, I really do. And he loves me in his own little way I feel. I ghost-write his column...

Biff, Bash Bosh . . . it's Millsy

Posted over 3 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

IS it just me? Or is it simply impossible to fit 15 one-minute speedway races into two-and-a-quarter hours? I mean, I don't know about you, but BOOMBASTIC, THINK IT'S FANTASTIC, I'm on speaking terms with my milkman, seeing as I see him most...

But Lasse . . . it's me

Posted over 3 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

CAPTAIN Boomtastic, make it Fantastic. I've felt more sting from a knat's woofer, than I saw in those Scunny Scorpions on Thursday night. OK, they had their problems. But how the hell did we manage to lose by 20 points to them a few weeks ago...

And we've got Taylor Poole!

Posted over 3 years ago by Michael Bacon with 0 comments

WHACKO BACO Yes, it's been a speedway diplomatic wrangle, but, like Arnie, I'm back and here to make you giggle, tingle, even wobble your way through the world of the stupendous, adorable, tub-thumping Ipswich Witches. OK, I've had to climb...

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